things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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