Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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