It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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