do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN