With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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