school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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