only if we run a train.
done.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
then he tried to convert me to islam
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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