Don't you send me to vm
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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