I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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