No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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