She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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