fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
