I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I didn't notice because vodka
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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