I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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