That's intense
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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