I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i now understand why vodka
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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