I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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