i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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