therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize