Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
