Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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