shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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