Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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