I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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