I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
