You surviving the open bar?
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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