I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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