Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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