I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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