Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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