at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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