Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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