Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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