I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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