Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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