Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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