If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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