paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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