Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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