Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He keeps bees of course he's weird
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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