***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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