So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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