We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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