I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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