I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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