So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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