no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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