ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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