So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Congratulations! We have a period
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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