She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
