just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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