Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
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Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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