His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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