what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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