you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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